Cheaters Never Really Win

Cheaters Never Really Win is a song from "Cheatin'." This show how they join in the race.

Short lyrics
Gilroy: When you're out here on the prairie

Honesty is customary

Hollister: Actually it's legendary

Patterson: And cheating is unnecessary

Gilroy: It's your heart that is primary

To God, all else is secondary

Backup: He knows all a cheater gets is

A bunch of trouble as big as Texas

Gilroy: Be a picky eater

Scout: Be a stinky feet-er

Hollister: Be an incompleter

Patterson: Or a non-competer

Scout: You might even be a can't-sit-still-in-your-seater

Backup: But whatever you be, don't be a cheater

Scout (spoken): You'll hate it, you'll hate yourself, you'll hate life, trust me.

Long lyrics
Gilroy: When you're out here on the prairie

Honesty is customary

Hollister: Actually it's legendary

Patterson: And cheating is unnecessary

Gilroy: The Bible says if you have cheated

You've already been defeated

Backup: All you get besides regrets is

A heap of troubles as big as Texas

Now Texans they will tell you

It's the biggest place indeed

So trouble the size of Texas

Is more trouble than could need

Be fair and square and honest

Cheaters never really win

If you don't ever cheat

Your heart will never lose, my friend

Hollister: Cheating's easy when you do it

Gilroy (spoken): Well, not for all of us.

Patterson: But God says that's not all there is to it

Gilroy (spoken): You got that right.

Backup: Don't forget what's coming next is

A lot of trouble as big as Texas

Now Texans they will tell you

It's the biggest place indeed

So trouble the size of Texas

Is more trouble than could need

Be fair and square and honest

Cheaters never really win

If you don't ever cheat

Your heart will never lose, my friend

Gilroy: It's your heart that is primary

To God all else is secondary

Backup: He knows all a cheater gets is

A bunch of trouble as big as Texas

Gilroy: Be a picky eater

Scout: Be a stinky feet-er

Hollister: Be an incompleter

Patterson: Or a non-competer

Scout: You might even be a can't-sit-still-in-your-seater

Backup: But whatever you be, don't be a cheater

Scout (spoken): You'll hate it, you'll hate yourself, you'll hate life, trust me.